Football transfer rumours: Steven Gerrard moving to New York Cosmos?

00:13, 4 November 2014

LONDON. KAZINFORM - You're probably all waiting for the Mill to make fun of the fact that Real Sociedad are lining up David Moyes to be their new manager but - and this has nothing to do with the fact it slept through its alarm this morning and therefore doesn't have time to think up any gags - that's not going to happen. It definitely has nothing to do with the alarm. Why would you think it has anything to do with the alarm?

That's libellous. It's just that it's time to let it go and let Moyes get on with his life, instead of wondering precisely how much he'll be spending on Marouane Fellaini once he's settled in Spain. Plus, the Mill slept through its alarm. One of these days, the Mill is going to up sticks and move to America, where there isn't so much attention placed on whether you wake up in time for work. And Steven Gerrard is having similar thoughts. IfLiverpool don't give their captain a new contract, he will join the North American Soccer League side New York Cosmos, who play in a place where no one has even heard of Demba Ba. Arsenal are planning on signing a defender in January. Good for them. Definitely not something they should have done three months ago. Can't fault them for waiting. No way they could have persuaded Basel to part company with Fabian Schär in the summer. No way at all. Tottenham are going to make a move for Bayern Munich's Xherdan Shaqiri, which seems odd. Why would you want Shaqiri when you already have Andros Townsend? Someone please test Mauricio Pochettino's head as a matter of severe urgency. And finally, Arsenal, Chelsea and Manchester United are battling it out in a bid to sign West Ham's Reece Oxford, thereby ruining the 15-year-old's career before it has even started. Good work, everyone! Great job! Especially by the Mill.

Source: www.theguardian.com.

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